Two chicks at the same time.

Idk im probably autistic but like i just wouldn't buy anything irresponsible lmao like i dont get the question i guess, if you really enjoy something it's not irresponsible and you're rich as hell so go for it.

I'd buy an abandoned old villa or chateau in Italy or France and rebuild it.

Buy a massive bowl of cocaine and dump my face in it

I've never been interested in Vegas. But recently I found out there's a place near Vegas that lets you rent a tank and then you can run over cars and I think you can shoot it too. And you can shoot a real minigun! To shoot that gun for a minute is like $14,000. So I take a few of my friends to go do that,

Realistically irresponsible or insanely irresponsible?

Realistically irresponsible: I'd buy a huge piece of land out in the woods. Build a house, add a 1 acre pond with an island in the middle where I could go and sit and read.

Insanely irresponsible: I've often wondered how much it would cost to live full time at Disney World. Full deal, Park passes, meal plan, etc.

Understanding that they'd make you change rooms every month to avoid letting you have tenant rights. That's assuming the lottery winnings aren't enough to just buy enough stock to control the company.

Fully fitted set of 15th c. style gothic plate armour and accompanying zweihander.

Buy areas next to churches and put sex shops in them. Although, now that I think about it, those places would probably rake in cash, like 70% of pastors are massive perverts with too much money

I want to hire a hairdresser that washes my hair and does the head massage every morning. Everyday my head shall be rubbed.

Buy a large tract of land and do my best Hobbit impression

Oh god that's the sort of question I would have to ask if they really want to know the TRUE first thing or the first thing appropriate for general audiences lol.

I'd buy a tank or have one commissioned. Depends how much money I'd have from said lottery.

A full set of Brady's drums! They're the best drums in the world, they're made of jarrah wood.

I remember lewis black said ball scrubber for unhinged thing.

Rescue 99 Dalmatians so I can have the Dalmatian Plantation I was promised at the end of 101 Dalmatians.

An auto shop.

Just spend my days fixing cars, I'd have a few dozen and just restore em. Nothing crazy, I'd have things like a pristine geo metro. All the cheap cars that I just enjoy. I'd sell em, but I like keeping old stuff working.

Or I'd spend a year and go to every Cubs game. Just follow em around the country.

10 acre quail farm

Omnitrack VR, and that stem cell clinic