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[–] 9 points 4 months ago

Somehow a friend of mine was convinced to try it, and now insists on taking shots of it every night out.

At least the taglines are accurate:

Malort: turning taste-buds into taste-foes for generations!

Malort: tonight’s the night you fight your dad!

Malort: these pants aren’t going to shit themselves!

Malort: the Gary, Indiana of liquor!

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