Mine is beard pills. Because some days feel like beard days and some don't.

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[–] 10 points 4 months ago (8 children)

I will sell deals. Great deals! 20% to 80% off following complex rules that you will enjoy keeping track of. Discounts if you haggle well. Coupons too!

50% off on repeat purchases! Referral codes giving kickbacks in the form of discounts!

You will feel like you are a very smart and savvy consumer when you shop with me.

You won't buy a specific product or receive anything after payment, though. The shopping experience is what you pay for.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Oh man, you should sell this idea to those dopamine sites where you don't actually buy anything

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