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A Minnesota man (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 months ago by to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/61282014

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[–] 23 points 5 months ago (8 children)

Once my memory starts to go, I want to be sat down in front of a (cooked) frozen pizza, outside if summer, and once I'm 3/4 done with the pizza, I want someone shoot me in the head from behind. (.22 is enough if not shot "straight", nothing fancy needed.)

No funeral, just burn me and dumb the remains into the river I grew up next to. Or heck, unmarked grave in the forest is okay too, don't know how shitty this world turns.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago*

    When I die put my bones in an empty street
    To remind me of how it used to be
    Don't write my name on a stone
    Bring a Coleman lantern and the radio
    Cleveland game and two fishing poles
    And watch with me from the shore
    Ghostly steel and iron ore ships coming home

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG6gpwYH1DM

    Made me think of this. Apologies in advance. Now to find a distraction from the melancholy it always elicits.

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