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[โ€“] 3 points 5 months ago (1 child)

Should create a BOFH chstbot... Which will just tell users to piss off.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 5 months ago

    I can do that without AI, but claim it's AI so I can earn millions!!!

    --Lua
    function answerStupidClient()
        local answers = {"Piss off, idiot.", 
            "That's the worst thing I've had the displeasure of reading all week.", 
            "Are you for real with this?", 
            "Now that's a winning igNobel right there!", 
            "Have you tried turning your brain off and on again?",
            "Please tell me you're intoxicated, I refuse to believe this came from someone in sound mind."}
        local which = math.random(1,#answers)
        return answers[which]
    
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