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Today, the Mexican Government introduced its new chocolate bar, priced at less than $1USD. Made of 50% cocoa, powdered milk, vanilla. No refined sugar, no artificial flavourings. (files.catbox.moe)
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[–] 51 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Not to be outdone, Trump had the following announcement from the White House:

"Today, the USA introduced its new chocolate bar, priced at over $10. Made of 0% cocoa, hydrogenated corn syrup, and trans fats. No natural ingredients, no milk, no vanilla. It's bigly on flavor and very, very, tasty. We are taking pre-orders now at USAChocolate.gov."

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Are you sure they would use TRANS fats?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago*

    HAHAHA and they say having healthcare makes you feel freedom

    bites into injection molded PFAS chocolate bar

    They have NO idea what freedom tastes like.

    spits out chewed candy bar

    The best part is if you get the app subscription you can refill the taste for the next time you chew on it!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I'm remembering an episode of Doug where they were trying to sell chocolate bars that nobody wanted, with the running gag of them still having last year's bar as a door stop and then at the end of the episode, we are shown that some random series of coicendences had a concrete mixer dumping concrete into the chocolate, explaining why they were so hard and heavy (and inedible).

    I can't help but think Trump's chocolate would be the same, but the concrete is purposefully there and not just by accident.

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