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Your reward for a job well done (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[–] 1 point 5 months ago (2 children)

I'm a luddite except for holodeck technology, because the shit I wanna do with my life is illegal

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (1 child)

    You cannot make the world a better place. Easier to invent totalizing simulacra.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago*

    But I have!

    Names I've been called:

    Shakespeare

    Hemingway

    Burroughs

    Kerouac

    Thompson

    Palahniuk

    Buddha

    Christ

    Retard

    Idiot

    Take your meds x 500000

    Pedophile

    Hebephile

    Crackhead

    Meth head

    But NOT pothead! I wasn't good enough to get the job of festival cop, despite being a juggler. Why I switched to righting so much to get so skilled at it. Education IS our best crime deterrent after all, and I've been a crackhead for twelve years now. Has nothing to do with amphetamines. I'm a cop, dummy. I make a difference!

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