Not without a filling!

Spread some peanut butter between them though, and now we're talking!

Absolutely from article 1 as disturbing as it look.

I would also argue that 2 ramen blocks are not easy to eat in the street or anywhere as it would make fragment everywhere, making it hard to pass article 2

Also the cultural factor (no society eats 2 ramen noodle block like that) can eliminate it from the sandwich classification, but it remains in the sandwich logic.