-Elephants can't jump.

-Starfish don't brains.

-Cheetahs are almost literally giant housecats: they purr, they meow, they don't attack humans and are surprisingly easy to tame.

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[โ€“] 7 points 5 months ago

I think I would have been a lot happier if I'd never learned that.

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