nono, not that. a full incoming (outcoming?) load that delayed its arrival until you were already clean

and when i have access to bidets i never really use it like a jet poop blaster, i just clean my butt with my hand and then yk, wash my hands. i feel like aiming water in attack mode at a thing i can't see would end up in me being soaked sooner rather than later

you can also just rest your hand on your lap, you don't need it to be locked on target the whole time lol