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[–] 5 points 5 months ago (1 child)

Marker butt? Bidet will absolutely fix that if you turn the water pressure up to just below accidental enema.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    nono, not that. a full incoming (outcoming?) load that delayed its arrival until you were already clean

    and when i have access to bidets i never really use it like a jet poop blaster, i just clean my butt with my hand and then yk, wash my hands. i feel like aiming water in attack mode at a thing i can't see would end up in me being soaked sooner rather than later

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