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[–] Juice@midwest.social 1 point 5 months ago (4 children) I'm more worried about the crater than the asteroid permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 1 point 5 months ago (3 children) That implies that only capitalism leads to a global backslide into authoritarianism which is historically very inaccurate. The rise of capitalism took power away from the crowns and the nobility like no other system ever has. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Juice@midwest.social 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children) Sees an asteroid hurtling toward earth don't worry about that, the real problem is craters, which is caused by unicorns Asteroid getting closer Fucking unicorns creating disinfo about the cause of craters. Asteroids are indifferent and couldn't be responsible for catastrophe, proving craters are caused by unicorns Society becomes divided into two camps, an asteroid cult and people trying to stop the asteroid the asteroid cult are a bunch of loons but the anti asteroid people are falling for unicorn propaganda, therefore are themselves morally equivalent to malicious unicorns Asteroid hits earth, leaving a giant crater Fucking anti asteroiders and their shitty craters. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] tpyo@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 child) Just don't look up at the asteroid and you won't have to have to acknowledge it permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Juice@midwest.social 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) "Look at the asteroid" is what a tankie would say /s permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 1 point 5 months ago (3 children) That implies that only capitalism leads to a global backslide into authoritarianism which is historically very inaccurate. The rise of capitalism took power away from the crowns and the nobility like no other system ever has. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Juice@midwest.social 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children) Sees an asteroid hurtling toward earth don't worry about that, the real problem is craters, which is caused by unicorns Asteroid getting closer Fucking unicorns creating disinfo about the cause of craters. Asteroids are indifferent and couldn't be responsible for catastrophe, proving craters are caused by unicorns Society becomes divided into two camps, an asteroid cult and people trying to stop the asteroid the asteroid cult are a bunch of loons but the anti asteroid people are falling for unicorn propaganda, therefore are themselves morally equivalent to malicious unicorns Asteroid hits earth, leaving a giant crater Fucking anti asteroiders and their shitty craters. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] tpyo@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 child) Just don't look up at the asteroid and you won't have to have to acknowledge it permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Juice@midwest.social 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) "Look at the asteroid" is what a tankie would say /s permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Juice@midwest.social 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children) Sees an asteroid hurtling toward earth don't worry about that, the real problem is craters, which is caused by unicorns Asteroid getting closer Fucking unicorns creating disinfo about the cause of craters. Asteroids are indifferent and couldn't be responsible for catastrophe, proving craters are caused by unicorns Society becomes divided into two camps, an asteroid cult and people trying to stop the asteroid the asteroid cult are a bunch of loons but the anti asteroid people are falling for unicorn propaganda, therefore are themselves morally equivalent to malicious unicorns Asteroid hits earth, leaving a giant crater Fucking anti asteroiders and their shitty craters. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] tpyo@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 child) Just don't look up at the asteroid and you won't have to have to acknowledge it permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Juice@midwest.social 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) "Look at the asteroid" is what a tankie would say /s permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 child) Just don't look up at the asteroid and you won't have to have to acknowledge it permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Juice@midwest.social 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) "Look at the asteroid" is what a tankie would say /s permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Juice@midwest.social 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) "Look at the asteroid" is what a tankie would say /s permalink fedilink source parent