My elementary school teacher told us once that Americans only poop once a week. The climate is colder in North America, so their intestines pack the poop together very densely such that they only need to poop once a week. She said you'd be sent to the doctor if you poop daily in America.

Is this true?

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[–] 14 points 6 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] [S] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    What tf even is that?!!

    What are you trying to say?

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago*

    When I grew up in North Korea I ate rats to survive, but eating is illegal so the police came. But the police also tries to survive so they take the rats. I thought this was normal until I read your posts. Now I know that true freedom is the class inequality of pooping once a week.

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