I'd pay you to shit my hand in a drawer if it meant I didn't have to use atlassian

How would you get your hand into the drawer, and why wouldn’t we just do it over a toilet like civilized people?

Huh? One is a productivity, planning, and documentation platform, the other is a container orchestration platform. Neither are homemade.

I just want it to be less buggy. When it works, it's alright but often I'd need to refresh the page for tasks to actually load rather than just showing a white panel.

Also if Bitbucket wouldn't stop going down every month, that'd be great.