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Cybertruck Pulled from Beach by Toyota Minivan (fuelarc.com)

submitted 5 months ago by KayLeadfoot@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Another day, another Cybertruck being towed from somewhere nobody really ought to need a tow from. Take a look, Toyota Sienna to the rescue.

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[–] skooma_king@piefed.social 5 points 5 months ago (3 children)

There’s nothing wrong with the rims at all. You are just a very angry, irrational person.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago (1 child)

It's kinda weird. They want the Cybertruck to be the problem so badly, and it just isn't. And yet, they just keep arguing with everyone.

And insulting anyone who tries to explain it to them.

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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world -1 points 5 months ago

Just look at the recall list, it becomes obvious pretty quick.

Everything about the Cyberdumpster that's supposed to make for a safer vehicle, are the parts that fail the fastest..

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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world -2 points 5 months ago

No no, rational people know better than to purchase a Cyberfuck.

We do know how to read safety notices and recalls and such.

There's no reason that thing should have been turning the wheels left and right that fucking fast, unless it just wanted to bury itself deeper in the sand..

Goal is reverse, in a simple and straight direction, being pulled by another vehicle. There's no reason the wheels should have been turning back and forth so fast, and also humans cannot steer the wheel that quickly.

So, the Cyberfuck AI must have been in control of the wheel, in crackhead squirrel brain mode, trying to become a crab and dig itself deeper into the sand.

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