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[–] 55 points 6 months ago (8 children)

The virgin penis is still full of cum that has built up in it over the years. That's why it's so big. Do you really want to have to face 5 year old cum?

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  • [–] 28 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    I imagine it probably turns to curd or cheese, and then polymerizes and you can shoot bullets like the worst revision batman.

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