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u WoT m8 (lemmy.zip)

submitted 6 months ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 76 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Fuck polymarket though, the metastasis of late stage capitalism.

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I'm gonna bet everything I own that Viking_Hippie plays a video game within the next 24 hours. Any takers?

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[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 36 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Do you want to get kidnapped and handcuffed to a radiator for 24 hours? Because that's how you get kidnapped and handcuffed to a radiator for 24 hours.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

what's the market on viking_hippie getting kidnapped and getting handcuffed to a radiator for 24 hours because let me know when that one starts to go up

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[–] youcantreadthis 3 points 6 months ago

My brain runs DOOM, or so I'm told.

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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago (1 child)

It's a form of psychosis.

they think it predicts the future, and so must be completely unregulated.

They created an Oracle made of gold.

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[–] rapchee@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

i haven't seen those guys much but based on the little i've seen, i think they believe whatever makes the most amount of money

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