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[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago (1 child)

If i was god id be quicker than human time lol but maybe yahweh is a slowpoke

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[–] MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 1 point 6 months ago

Isn't that what it is? Few days for god, eons for man.

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