It means we put down some shower curtains, slathered ourselves, one in peanut butter, one in jelly, and got to it.

(We did try to avoid getting it in hair, didn't get it uh, anywhere internal, to avoid potential infections, cleaned things off before trying any insertions. we were prepared lol)

She told me she'd been dared by one of her friends, that if she didn't do it before they did, they get to slap her, vice versa.

... Not 100% sure if this was a lie on her part, also, didn't care either way, but i guess theoretically, i was helping a poor lass avoid a nasty slap.