I was delighted by the results of my efforts, but I was also aware of how horrifying most people would consider this, and so I took a pic to share with y'all

Pictured is:

• Half a carrot
• Two tortillas
• A red pepper
• A ball of mozzarella
• A few slices of prosciutto crudo with parmesan sprinkled on it

• A dollop of hummus
• 4 chives
• 4 sheets of "crispy seasoned seaweed"
• 2 "cheesy slices"
• A pink lady apple
• Apple juice
• Freshly squeezed orange juice
• A bottle of Starbucks frappuccino
• An avocado
• A coffee Renoir

I think that's everything. I hadn't eaten for a long time, so when coming down from my trip, I was ravenous. This is actually more nutritious than my typical meals

Edit: formatting