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Trump gets McDonalds DoorDashed to White House and then takes Iran war questions with delivery person (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 7 months ago by homes@piefed.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

If I cooked his burger, I’d spit in it. Might even swap that pee for an h.

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Hey. Question.

What would it take to get him an all -he-he-can-eat subscription to more burgers and fires?

Don’t look at me like that. Cholesterol is a bitch and I don’t think we can get blamed for that.

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[–] homes@piefed.world [S] 3 points 7 months ago

ah, got it. :P

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