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Sender: I have called in dogs medication to the vet for a refill. Edit: I have picked up her script and have returned. 
Recipient: I’m in the bathroom.
Sender: Same. Our butts are connected by the house plumbing. 
Recipient: [Meme of Jack Nicholson creepily nodding]
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[–] 35 points 7 months ago*

This is some damn good married life.

Extra credit for actual shit post.

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