HerbalGamer comments on Why Is It so Damn Hard To Find Sympathetic Student Loan 'Victims'?

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago (6 children)

And your elitist attitude is exactly why Trump became President.

Oh no my european ass fucked up the last 100 years or so? No wait that was you guys. You're speaking as if those owed are gonna starve if they don't get her 60 bucks a month. Money is a mental construct and transportation and housing could all be free if people stopped being dicks and trying to enrich themselves instead of just doing it for the sake of it being a good thing to do.

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[–] EndlessApollo@lemmy.libertarianfellowship.org [S] 3 points 7 months ago* (5 children)

money is a mental construct and transportation and housing could all be free if people stopped being dicks and trying to enrich themselves instead of just doing it for the sake of it being a good thing to do.

I agree. But bro, don't just talk about it on Lemmy. Let's do it. For real. So we'll start with pay. You need to give me some of your pay to even out our salaries.

I also need you to pay half of my plane ticket costs. Because you and me are gonna share rent and rides. Now here's what we are gonna do, we have to convice all your friends to do the same thing. We need to get to a place where everyone has equal housing, rides, and pay.

But you are gonna be the one to start us off. YOU! I mean, you believe what you are saying, right? So step up. When can I come over?

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[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Sounds great but I'm in a back-to-work benefits program because of an injury and live in my parents' guest room after coming out of a foreign prison so I don't think I'm the one who needs to start sharing (or somebody you'd want to actually talk to in the first place)

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[–] EndlessApollo@lemmy.libertarianfellowship.org [S] 2 points 7 months ago* (3 children)

Totally doable. I still make less than you though, so some of the benefits are gonna have to come to me. I believe in you and your ideas, brother. Let your parents know about our plan. I’m sure they are on board with our ideas.

When I get there and your injury heals up, we’ll go look for jobs together, both sharing paychecks and costs equally. Now, I’m just a stupid American, and Lemmy tells me that every place in the world is better about immigration than we are here in the US. So me being able to stay over there shouldn’t be an issue, right?

And me overstaying my visa-equivalent there, that should be ok too. Because Lemmy tells me that the US is the most evil when it comes to immigration, and everyone else is way better. So I should be able to stay there illegally and free, because no one is as evil as the US.

In fact, now that I think of it, holy crap. The US is soooo evil and terrible, I should probably be able to get some refugee exemption or something to be able to stay in your country for free. I’m sure they’ll help out. I mean, all countries are better than the US. I know it, because Lemmy says it every day.

So I’ll come over, live with you, share your benefits, share your housing, we’re gonna share paychecks to make sure we are both equal in pay.

Now another thing, as you know, every country in the world is better than the US when it comes to education costs. Lemmy says so. Now I do have a degree, but it’s what we call in the US, an “Associate’s Degree.”

I’m in the process of getting a higher “Bachelor’s Degree,” but since I am coming over to your country, I’ll just get one there for free.

Now I know that even though I’m gonna get a free degree in your country, I gotta study hard for it. As Lemmy says and knows, every country has better education than here in the lowly, horrible US. So we gotta count on me being pretty ignorant. So I am gonna need some tutoring.

Is tutoring free in your country? If not, well, we’ll just split those costs too. But like you said, you want everyone to be educated. And brother, I want to be educated. For sure.

This is fucking awesome! Me and you! Equal! Equal pay, equal housing, equal education. Love it, love it, love it. No wonder that chick in the article left the US and skipped out on paying her bills. You all have it way better!

So when can I come over?

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[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You really seem to enjoy twisting words into whatever shape you want them to be so have fun finding a way to reply to these few.

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[–] EndlessApollo@lemmy.libertarianfellowship.org [S] 4 points 7 months ago*

Mate! What are you talking about? What have I twisted? We're together on this. Remember, mate? See, I'm even changing up my vernacular and saying words like "mate." Heck, I just started changing my spelling from stupid American 'color,' to 'colour.' That's how ready I am for this.

Wait, wait, wait...are you saying you don't believe in free education, equal housing, and equal pay for me? Don't I deserve what you have? I live in the horrible evil stupid US. Don't you want to help me out? Everything you have is better than what I have. That's not fair, is it?

We were gonna team up. I was gonna work hard too, mate. I wasn't just gonna take your stuff. We were going to go half together. Don't you think I deserve free education, and equal pay, and equal housing like you? You are in a position to help. You can stand up for your beliefs. Don't you believe in all that stuff?

What part of my plan didn't you like? I just re-read my comments. What did I ask for that was so outrageous? Serious question.

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[–] EndlessApollo@lemmy.libertarianfellowship.org [S] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Hey, you are not holding my education against me are you? I don't have a degree in "Historical Preservation." My degree is in Business. But I can change it once I get there. I love the idea of having a degree in Historical Preservation like the girl in the article. And I don't wanna pay for it either.

So you are gonna help me come to your country so I can get the degree for free, right? Are you gonna at least help me with that part? Don't you think that's a great use of your taxes?

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