Totally doable. I still make less than you though, so some of the benefits are gonna have to come to me. I believe in you and your ideas, brother. Let your parents know about our plan. I’m sure they are on board with our ideas.

When I get there and your injury heals up, we’ll go look for jobs together, both sharing paychecks and costs equally. Now, I’m just a stupid American, and Lemmy tells me that every place in the world is better about immigration than we are here in the US. So me being able to stay over there shouldn’t be an issue, right?

And me overstaying my visa-equivalent there, that should be ok too. Because Lemmy tells me that the US is the most evil when it comes to immigration, and everyone else is way better. So I should be able to stay there illegally and free, because no one is as evil as the US.

In fact, now that I think of it, holy crap. The US is soooo evil and terrible, I should probably be able to get some refugee exemption or something to be able to stay in your country for free. I’m sure they’ll help out. I mean, all countries are better than the US. I know it, because Lemmy says it every day.

So I’ll come over, live with you, share your benefits, share your housing, we’re gonna share paychecks to make sure we are both equal in pay.

Now another thing, as you know, every country in the world is better than the US when it comes to education costs. Lemmy says so. Now I do have a degree, but it’s what we call in the US, an “Associate’s Degree.”

I’m in the process of getting a higher “Bachelor’s Degree,” but since I am coming over to your country, I’ll just get one there for free.

Now I know that even though I’m gonna get a free degree in your country, I gotta study hard for it. As Lemmy says and knows, every country has better education than here in the lowly, horrible US. So we gotta count on me being pretty ignorant. So I am gonna need some tutoring.

Is tutoring free in your country? If not, well, we’ll just split those costs too. But like you said, you want everyone to be educated. And brother, I want to be educated. For sure.

This is fucking awesome! Me and you! Equal! Equal pay, equal housing, equal education. Love it, love it, love it. No wonder that chick in the article left the US and skipped out on paying her bills. You all have it way better!

So when can I come over?