Mate! What are you talking about? What have I twisted? We're together on this. Remember, mate? See, I'm even changing up my vernacular and saying words like "mate." Heck, I just started changing my spelling from stupid American 'color,' to 'colour.' That's how ready I am for this.

Wait, wait, wait...are you saying you don't believe in free education, equal housing, and equal pay for me? Don't I deserve what you have? I live in the horrible evil stupid US. Don't you want to help me out? Everything you have is better than what I have. That's not fair, is it?

We were gonna team up. I was gonna work hard too, mate. I wasn't just gonna take your stuff. We were going to go half together. Don't you think I deserve free education, and equal pay, and equal housing like you? You are in a position to help. You can stand up for your beliefs. Don't you believe in all that stuff?

What part of my plan didn't you like? I just re-read my comments. What did I ask for that was so outrageous? Serious question.

Hey, you are not holding my education against me are you? I don't have a degree in "Historical Preservation." My degree is in Business. But I can change it once I get there. I love the idea of having a degree in Historical Preservation like the girl in the article. And I don't wanna pay for it either.

So you are gonna help me come to your country so I can get the degree for free, right? Are you gonna at least help me with that part? Don't you think that's a great use of your taxes?