Mate! What are you talking about? What have I twisted? We're together on this. Remember, mate? See, I'm even changing up my vernacular and saying words like "mate." Heck, I just started changing my spelling from stupid American 'color,' to 'colour.' That's how ready I am for this.

Wait, wait, wait...are you saying you don't believe in free education, equal housing, and equal pay for me? Don't I deserve what you have? I live in the horrible evil stupid US. Don't you want to help me out? Everything you have is better than what I have. That's not fair, is it?

We were gonna team up. I was gonna work hard too, mate. I wasn't just gonna take your stuff. We were going to go half together. Don't you think I deserve free education, and equal pay, and equal housing like you? You are in a position to help. You can stand up for your beliefs. Don't you believe in all that stuff?

What part of my plan didn't you like? I just re-read my comments. What did I ask for that was so outrageous? Serious question.