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Good luck with this one Beep Keep

4 panel comic:
The first panel two deranged men stand in front of a stock chart crashing out with images of trump and war flashing in the background. 
The man with a yellow tie: "ALL THiS CRAZiNESS iS WRECKING THE ECONOMY! THE MARKET'S GONNA CRASH AT THiS RATE!"
Man with blue tie: You don'T KNOW THAt! WHAT if, LiKE.. WHAT if it DOESN'T?

2nd panel: the market has crashed out behind them.
Yellow tie: WHAt if it DOESN'T?!
Blue tie man slipping into insanity looking sheepish: Yeah... LiKE, y'KNow... what if it DOESN'T?

3rd panel: the market line is now suddenly strongly green and the war rages on.
Yellow tie man, now approaching the madness: What if it... DOESN't?
Blue tie happy in his insanity: WHAT if it DOESN'T?

Panel 4: reason is gone from the room, there is joy and profits in the insanity and it warms their hearts as the war  burns on.
Yellow tie with no more thoughts left: WHAT IF iT DOESN'T?
Blue tie with no thoughts to begin with: WHAT if it DOESN'T!
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[–] 50 points 7 months ago (5 children)

The greatest realization of the stock market was learning it was how people felt and no real mathematical decisions or even educated guesses. "President Trump woke up with a headache today and took Tylenol for it." Tylenol stocks skyrocket No logic, just reactions.

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  • [–] 20 points 7 months ago* (2 children)

    so many of my friends work in brokerages. It’s actually really sad how many millionaires calling them acting like the entire world is ending at 2 am. Every single fucking day.

    It’s like having a permanent baby to look after.

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago*

    A few years ago, I set my mind to understanding stock market investing. It had always looked intimidating, but I have a couple of degrees that required me to pass chemistry, physics, and engineering courses - I figured I could learn if I put my mind to it.

    What I discovered was that the stock market is mainly hype. For all the formulae and Greek letters that look complex and deter the general public, the emperor is really wearing no clothes.

    Stock prices rarely follow fundamental analysis of value, and rather mostly pre-empt news cycles due to insider trading. And technical analysis seems to be a bunch of fortune tellers who think they have discovered Newtonian calculus by drawing tangent lines off cherry picked data.

    Furthermore, the entire system supports the enshittification of our economy. When a company is supposed to make MORE profit every quarter rather than just maintain profitability, it leads to lower quality goods and services and worsening work conditions.

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago

    I realised this a while ago, and it's frankly baffling to me that anyone can pretend it has any direct relationship to how well a company is actually performing. It literally doesn't matter how well a company is performing, if people buy the stocks the price goes up, if they sell the stocks the price goes down. There is no other factor that matters.

    The fact that people buying and selling usually correlates with a company doing well or poorly doesn't actually mean those two things are inherently connected.

    See also: GameStop

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