So why do my cats dive in front of mine so frequently!?

Edit: 36 feet, not 36 inches XD

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[–] 95 points 7 months ago (12 children)

36" tall, 2-ton creature

3 feet tall, 4000 pounds?

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    You remember the song “George Washington, George Washington 3 feet tall and 4000 pounds”

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    George Washington by Brad Neely.

    Washington, Washington. six-foot-eight, weighs a fucking ton (VIEWER WARNING: He'll save children, but not the British children.)

    Also later in the song:

    • "six-foot-twenty, fucking killing for fun",
    • "12 stories high, made of radiation"
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