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Portland judge says she’s too busy running for reelection to oversee trials (www.oregonlive.com)

submitted 7 months ago by VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Hmmmm. Maybe I can run for judge in Seattle as a novelty.

"VOTE FOR ME! I'LL MAKE THE JUDGEMENTS WEIRD!!!"

Like internet controlled testicle shockers for people who litter. That'd be a fun one! Vote for me!

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[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Where can I sign up for the internet controlled testicle shockers?

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[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 4 points 7 months ago

You're going to need about 2 hours, an Arduino, a taser, and a Twitch account...

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[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

xToys is an open source project.

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