169
Dad, are any of these actual things? (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by to c/dadforaminute@lemmy.world
43 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/44773652

What's your Dad Score?

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] 54 points 7 months ago (7 children)

All of them are optional, except, "That's not going anywhere." If you don't pat it, and say that, it's coming off 100%.

  • permalink
  • fedilink
  • source
  • hideshow 7 child comments
    •
  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Pointing at horses isn't optional as well. They're horses!

  • permalink
  • fedilink
  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
    •
  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago*

    We call horses, sheep and cows: hay bales. I forget what it was but there were some neat looking hay bales on a drive (like I don't know, all I saw were the cows) and my wife said "look at the hay bales". I would say she isn't living it down but it's usually her saying it now. Inside jokes and all.

    Thanks to I forget who on here, children walking home from school are geese. I should have screenshote that

  • permalink
  • fedilink
  • source
  • parent