Source: Tommy Siegel

There are 6 panels showing people sitting in front of microphones with text under each one.
They read:
GLEEFUL DESCRIPTIONS OF ACTUAL MURDERS

DEMOCRATIC STRATEGIST FANTASIZES THAT HE UNDERSTANDS THE MEDIAN VOTER

UNFOCUSED INTERVIEW PODCAST HOSTED BY A CELEBRITY WHOSE AGENT FORCED THEM TO

MAINSTREAM MEDIA NEWS SHOW ABOUT REAL NEWS THAT WILL RUIN YOUR DAY

RECAPPING A MOVIE BUT IT'S LONGER THAN THE MOVIE

LOW-IQ COMEDIAN HAS PLAYFUL BANTER WITH THE MOST EVIL PEOPLE ON EARTH
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[–] 11 points 7 months ago

You forgot:

Independent media news show with a hyper-niche ideology covering political developments you had no idea were happening.

And also:

Marathon-length dramatic history reading with a beat-for-beat breakdown of events as they occurred.

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