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[–] 16 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Wait. Am I replacing my tits with fidget spinners, or am I supposed to be affixing fidget spinners to my tits?

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Born that way, your mother would have had to use fidget spinners as utensils the entire time she was pregnant. For every single meal.

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