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[–] 19 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Don't even need to steal it, just gotta show the staff your fidget spinner tits and they get so amazed that they give you everything for free. I've been doing it since 2019

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  • [–] 16 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Wait. Am I replacing my tits with fidget spinners, or am I supposed to be affixing fidget spinners to my tits?

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Born that way, your mother would have had to use fidget spinners as utensils the entire time she was pregnant. For every single meal.

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