you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] 2 points 7 months ago (5 children)

It's a shame that it's only when they get caught. There's no excuse for driving drunk.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 5 child comments
  • [–] -3 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    I can think of plenty, just oh shit we have to get to the hospital please take us to the hospital with a legitimate oh shit we have to get to the hospital tends to override most traffic bullshits. Making the judgment of whether something is a legitimate oh shit we need to get to the hospital is why we have EMTs but like, if the Friday night shift knows you have emergencies when you eat buttered popcorn and there's a new bee movie out they might just expect you to drive yourself (or rather, have a trusted friend and swearing team buddy) because you're half expecting a damn emergency at the bee movie and you've had twelve too many, they know which roads to keep clear of toddlers and the elderly. Damn bees.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    i'm shopping the script to paramount. she loses her bee husband in a drunk driving accident and doesn't know how to handle the steady swarm of bee courting.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (1 child)

    If it's Paramount, you'll need a MAGA angle, like the drunk driver was a Trans school shooter running from the scene after murdering a class of special needs kids.

    For starters.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 1 child comment