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Bar is that low, huh? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 7 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 5 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I wonder what the response would be if you said something like: I'm already in the Navy.

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[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

"Fuck.... I'm sorry. I'm so... so so sorry."

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

"More like the Gay-vy, amirite? But seriously, just come in and talk. I need at least three other people to fill out a form or they send me to the front."

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[–] RustyShackleford@programming.dev 1 point 7 months ago

One of my favorite Marx brothers one-liners was always, "Join the Army! See the Navy."

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You can also write it, "Join the Army! Sea the Navy," if ya wanna be real schmucky.

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