Picture of text written in Notepad: STOP UPDATING NOTEPAD. TEXT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN UNORDERED LISTS. YEARS OF DEFAULT APP yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND FOR BASIC FORMATTING OPTIONS. Wanted to format anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: it was called "WORDPAD". "Yes please give me LINKS in my file. Please give me HEADERS." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged. LOOK at what Microsoft has been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the programming language & technology we built for them (This is REAL Notepad, made by REAL Microsoft): ??????? ?????? ???????? "Hello I would like TABLES in a future update" They have played us for absolute fools
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[–] 42 points 7 months ago (15 children)

Notepad++ gang, rise, claim your kingdom.

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  • [–] 24 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Well it's a 23y old application that had one issue where the dev's machine got infected, and it was handled ~instantly.

    What's the actual problem here?

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago* (5 children)

    But disable automatic updates...

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