i got my bachelor in 2025

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[–] 32 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It is the afternoon. My phone dings. I slide the notification open.

Thank you for your interest in being part of our team! However, at this time—

I want to shoot myself. Think I'll just quietly starve instead.

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