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I love password based login (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by bdjegifjdvw@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] nibbler@discuss.tchncs.de 1 point 7 months ago (1 child)

Its never transmitted, can be stored in HSMs. Anything that's handled wrong is unsafe

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[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago

Steals it from your system I meant. Which has even happened to security pros.

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