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[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 25 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Why put him in a high fall risk sock. He's not a fall risk.. Now meemaw is gonna take another tumble.

(Yellow typically denotes high fall risk in healthcare settings and this is a healthcare sock. Nurse life.)

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago

Yeah, it has nubs, too.

Kittens are not normally a fall risk because of their agility. Trapped in a sock, though, if you dropped him he couldn't land on his feet

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[–] spinne@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 months ago

Look how high up he is! He's among the highest of fall risks right now

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[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

...and he's on the ceiling. But yeah...yellow.

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