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[–] 75 points 8 months ago (1 child)

“What is the charge? Eating a turkey? A succulent turkey?”

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  • [–] 25 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Why put him in a high fall risk sock. He's not a fall risk.. Now meemaw is gonna take another tumble.

    (Yellow typically denotes high fall risk in healthcare settings and this is a healthcare sock. Nurse life.)

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  • [–] 23 points 8 months ago

    That cat has no regrets.

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  • [–] 17 points 8 months ago

    if he wants turkey, he can have turkey

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago

    FREE MY BOI HE DID NOTHIN

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago

    Punishment fits the crime. Fits it like a lovely, well-made sock.

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    Grippy sock vacation

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    TurDucKitten.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    Oh hey, it's bananya

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    I love that his face is nothing but murder thinking about all the things he's going to do to you for this.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    A dirty sock at that!

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