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[โ€“] 29 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Tucker Carlson gave my great grandpa a pack of smokes in exchange for a tuna sandwich when they were roommates in 1979. When he smoked the smokes they weren't filled with tobacco but were actually filled with dehydrated cum flakes. I assume these nicotine pouches are the same, so whoever is buying these is gonna rehydrate Tucker Carlson's cum with their saliva. I hope I can buy a few packs to gift to family at Easter dinner this year.

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  • [โ€“] 13 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    That's an impressive amount of cum for one mad to produce. He must have had help.

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