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[–] 5 points 8 months ago* (8 children)

Someone who sucks because the second half doesn't even fucking rhyme. Like that's the best you could do?? You'd be second in a poetry competition/rap battle as well.

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    It does rhyme. The e in second and best are assonant.

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Because they forget the last bit: First the worst, Second the best, Third the one with the hairy chest

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