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Cybertruck Self-Destructs in Shallow Water… Leaving Questions About the Promised “Boat Mode” (fuelarc.com)

submitted 8 months ago by KayLeadfoot@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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If you can't safely take the Cybertruck to a car wash, I wonder how it will fare as a boat?

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[–] militaryintelligence@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Saw a YouTube video of a guy thoroughly impressed with the glue they use to put cyber trucks together. Glue

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[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

Industrial glue is on another level. The Cybertruck is a piece of trash, but modern epoxies are wild.

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 8 months ago*

its sharp enough to cut carrots and deer in half.

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