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[–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Vance suffers an epileptic seizure, shits himself, and bites off Donny Jr.

Trump panics and strokes out; Vance suffocates on the severed pecker.

Johnson goes to call for help, slips on Vance's shit, and falls face first onto Trump's stainless steel buttplug.

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