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[–] 117 points 8 months ago (18 children)

Impossibly ancient sith Lord spending millennia using the force to escape a sarlacc and arriving just as the empire falls and the new republic is trying to start would have been so much better than "somehow... Palpatine returned"

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  • [–] 53 points 8 months ago (7 children)

    Could even tie in to other lore like Boba Fett's escape, but nope. Clones again

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  • [–] 24 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    IMO Boba's escape precludes the sarlacc from being able to contain a sith lord.

    All canon/noncanon stories essentially have Boba blowing his way out with thermal detonators and/or subsequently being spat out.

    I feel like the only reason that method of escape wouldn't be common knowledge is because of how rare sarlaccs are to begin with.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago (1 child)

    Also canonically (at least before Disney acquired Star Wars) when he fell into the pit in ROTJ it was his THIRD time in the pit! So he had fallen in, gotten out, fallen in at a later incident, gotten out, and then fallen in the third time on screen and gotten out (off-screen). In a massive galaxy with millions of planets and stuff what kind of shit luck or coincidence would you need for that to happen?

    While I didn't watch the later season of the Mandalorian or the Book of Boba Fett, I did see a part where some scattered pieces of the Sarlacc were all over the desert, meaning he wanted to make sure he never fell in again by blowing the shit out of the Sarlacc. Smart move, I wanted to see that when I was a kid since the Sarlacc really did frighten me as a kid.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

    ROTJ it was his THIRD time in the pit!

    Wait what??? I've found 3 different versions of how he got out during ROTJ, depending on material. Never heard of him getting out of a sarlacc more than once tho.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Genuinely considered Boba Fett's escape being the catalyst that sets the guy free. Could even retcon in that the only reason either worked was because of the other. Boba fett's bombs could only weaken it because of the psychic battle it was already in, sith guy won the psychic battle because the sarlacc was distracted by the bombs.

    Could even capitalize on book of Boba fett by having fett play a reluctant hero role for the new cast, informing them of the sith guy's plans because they were both connected through the sarlacc so there was some bleed over.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago (2 children)

    Palapatine was never in the Sarlaac?

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago* (2 children)

    Fuck, i love this so much as an idea, or what if the Sith Lord's consciousness became dominant rather than merged. The only problem is that Boba Fett cut himself out of one with some armor shards and hatred. An ancient sith lord could probably wear one as a hat.

    Extra idea, Sith Lord's consciousness has been waiting for a perfect force sensitive victim to fall in, so they can transfer to that body, Naruto style.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    If they're in the same sarlacc, maybe Boba only managed it because the sarlacc was currently weakened by the psychic battle with the sith lord. Who in turn capitalizes on the distraction caused by Boba to then escape himself.

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Palpatine in the last star wars movie was the dumbest thing I ever heard.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    So much better than "somehow palpatine returned" huh? Insert, Do you know how little that narrows it down meme

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