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[–] 92 points 8 months ago* (10 children)

Agreed. Armpit fetishes are weird and gross to me, but they're a distinct rung down from "I want to shove my face between someone's asscheeks and aggressively mop up microscopic flecks of their shit with my tongue." I'm giving ass-eating people the side-eye if they make fun of armpit people.

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  • [–] 25 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    You know you can wash your ass, right?

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  • [–] 35 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    You can also wash your armpit, and your armpit doesn't fart.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago*

    Yes, and my comment was assuming the partner washed as a baseline – unless it's to the standards I wash my fucking toilet bowl with at least.

    Washing helps remove fecal matter, but anyone giving analingus is still lapping up microscopic shit particles off of someone's asshole.

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