I fucking want that uniform

Don't want to sound racist and I apologize if this is some kind of western face-blindness, but the miniskirt guy looks like an descendant of John Cho (Sulu).

I don't know, it's gonna be pretty hard to milk a rock, no matter how many nipples you got.

And after allllllllll here's my wonderballllllll

Somethings certainly dropped. It's only by the grace of television censors and a thin veneer of fabric we don't see for certain what.