▲ 1178 ▼ He's so close to getting it... (lemmy.world) submitted 8 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works 144 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 22 points 8 months ago (7 children) It's like there's a wall between us permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 35 points 8 months ago* (6 children) Ughh I know right women are always putting up walls, all I am trying to do is knock down walls for no reason while screaming "WHAT ABOUT ME" in a tantrum. Then my friend Kyle who is super jacked has to come over and put his hand on my leg to calm me down by stroking it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 16 points 8 months ago (5 children) The best bros understand permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 10 points 8 months ago* (4 children) Hey, when you are stiff, I am stiff, that is what matters even if we never even hold hands. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 8 points 8 months ago* (3 children) You just need to grab it and shift into a different gear. Like a car. A mean car. Or a sexy car. A strong, soft car. A car that knows exactly how i feel permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (2 children) A car with big strong arms. A car that can make me feel small and vulnerable, but also safe and seen for who I am. A Carl- CAR that is there when you need him and you don’t have to ask. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 8 months ago (1 child) Wait. My name is Carl Who is this? It'd be so crazy if it was my brosef Stev permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) It was a typo! I was saying car, don’t be so fuckin’ gay. Fag.. I was talking about a cool car. A rad car… But, you know, you could call, just because. Hang up if Linda answers. She doesn’t believe me about the hunting trips anymore. I miss you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 35 points 8 months ago* (6 children) Ughh I know right women are always putting up walls, all I am trying to do is knock down walls for no reason while screaming "WHAT ABOUT ME" in a tantrum. Then my friend Kyle who is super jacked has to come over and put his hand on my leg to calm me down by stroking it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 16 points 8 months ago (5 children) The best bros understand permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 10 points 8 months ago* (4 children) Hey, when you are stiff, I am stiff, that is what matters even if we never even hold hands. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 8 points 8 months ago* (3 children) You just need to grab it and shift into a different gear. Like a car. A mean car. Or a sexy car. A strong, soft car. A car that knows exactly how i feel permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (2 children) A car with big strong arms. A car that can make me feel small and vulnerable, but also safe and seen for who I am. A Carl- CAR that is there when you need him and you don’t have to ask. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 8 months ago (1 child) Wait. My name is Carl Who is this? It'd be so crazy if it was my brosef Stev permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) It was a typo! I was saying car, don’t be so fuckin’ gay. Fag.. I was talking about a cool car. A rad car… But, you know, you could call, just because. Hang up if Linda answers. She doesn’t believe me about the hunting trips anymore. I miss you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 16 points 8 months ago (5 children) The best bros understand permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 10 points 8 months ago* (4 children) Hey, when you are stiff, I am stiff, that is what matters even if we never even hold hands. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 8 points 8 months ago* (3 children) You just need to grab it and shift into a different gear. Like a car. A mean car. Or a sexy car. A strong, soft car. A car that knows exactly how i feel permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (2 children) A car with big strong arms. A car that can make me feel small and vulnerable, but also safe and seen for who I am. A Carl- CAR that is there when you need him and you don’t have to ask. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 8 months ago (1 child) Wait. My name is Carl Who is this? It'd be so crazy if it was my brosef Stev permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) It was a typo! I was saying car, don’t be so fuckin’ gay. Fag.. I was talking about a cool car. A rad car… But, you know, you could call, just because. Hang up if Linda answers. She doesn’t believe me about the hunting trips anymore. I miss you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 10 points 8 months ago* (4 children) Hey, when you are stiff, I am stiff, that is what matters even if we never even hold hands. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 8 points 8 months ago* (3 children) You just need to grab it and shift into a different gear. Like a car. A mean car. Or a sexy car. A strong, soft car. A car that knows exactly how i feel permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (2 children) A car with big strong arms. A car that can make me feel small and vulnerable, but also safe and seen for who I am. A Carl- CAR that is there when you need him and you don’t have to ask. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 8 months ago (1 child) Wait. My name is Carl Who is this? It'd be so crazy if it was my brosef Stev permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) It was a typo! I was saying car, don’t be so fuckin’ gay. Fag.. I was talking about a cool car. A rad car… But, you know, you could call, just because. Hang up if Linda answers. She doesn’t believe me about the hunting trips anymore. I miss you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 8 points 8 months ago* (3 children) You just need to grab it and shift into a different gear. Like a car. A mean car. Or a sexy car. A strong, soft car. A car that knows exactly how i feel permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (2 children) A car with big strong arms. A car that can make me feel small and vulnerable, but also safe and seen for who I am. A Carl- CAR that is there when you need him and you don’t have to ask. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 8 months ago (1 child) Wait. My name is Carl Who is this? It'd be so crazy if it was my brosef Stev permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) It was a typo! I was saying car, don’t be so fuckin’ gay. Fag.. I was talking about a cool car. A rad car… But, you know, you could call, just because. Hang up if Linda answers. She doesn’t believe me about the hunting trips anymore. I miss you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (2 children) A car with big strong arms. A car that can make me feel small and vulnerable, but also safe and seen for who I am. A Carl- CAR that is there when you need him and you don’t have to ask. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 8 months ago (1 child) Wait. My name is Carl Who is this? It'd be so crazy if it was my brosef Stev permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) It was a typo! I was saying car, don’t be so fuckin’ gay. Fag.. I was talking about a cool car. A rad car… But, you know, you could call, just because. Hang up if Linda answers. She doesn’t believe me about the hunting trips anymore. I miss you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 8 months ago (1 child) Wait. My name is Carl Who is this? It'd be so crazy if it was my brosef Stev permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) It was a typo! I was saying car, don’t be so fuckin’ gay. Fag.. I was talking about a cool car. A rad car… But, you know, you could call, just because. Hang up if Linda answers. She doesn’t believe me about the hunting trips anymore. I miss you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) It was a typo! I was saying car, don’t be so fuckin’ gay. Fag.. I was talking about a cool car. A rad car… But, you know, you could call, just because. Hang up if Linda answers. She doesn’t believe me about the hunting trips anymore. I miss you. permalink fedilink source parent
