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He's so close to getting it... (lemmy.world)
submitted 8 months ago by to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 10 points 8 months ago* (4 children)

Hey, when you are stiff, I am stiff, that is what matters even if we never even hold hands.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago* (3 children)

    You just need to grab it and shift into a different gear. Like a car. A mean car. Or a sexy car. A strong, soft car. A car that knows exactly how i feel

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    A car with big strong arms. A car that can make me feel small and vulnerable, but also safe and seen for who I am. A Carl- CAR that is there when you need him and you don’t have to ask.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Wait. My name is Carl
    Who is this? It'd be so crazy if it was my brosef Stev

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

    It was a typo! I was saying car, don’t be so fuckin’ gay. Fag.. I was talking about a cool car. A rad car…

    But, you know, you could call, just because. Hang up if Linda answers. She doesn’t believe me about the hunting trips anymore. I miss you.

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