▲ 1178 ▼ He's so close to getting it... (lemmy.world) submitted 8 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works 144 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 16 points 8 months ago (5 children) The best bros understand permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 10 points 8 months ago* (4 children) Hey, when you are stiff, I am stiff, that is what matters even if we never even hold hands. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 8 points 8 months ago* (3 children) You just need to grab it and shift into a different gear. Like a car. A mean car. Or a sexy car. A strong, soft car. A car that knows exactly how i feel permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (2 children) A car with big strong arms. A car that can make me feel small and vulnerable, but also safe and seen for who I am. A Carl- CAR that is there when you need him and you don’t have to ask. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 8 months ago (1 child) Wait. My name is Carl Who is this? It'd be so crazy if it was my brosef Stev permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) It was a typo! I was saying car, don’t be so fuckin’ gay. Fag.. I was talking about a cool car. A rad car… But, you know, you could call, just because. Hang up if Linda answers. She doesn’t believe me about the hunting trips anymore. I miss you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 10 points 8 months ago* (4 children) Hey, when you are stiff, I am stiff, that is what matters even if we never even hold hands. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 8 points 8 months ago* (3 children) You just need to grab it and shift into a different gear. Like a car. A mean car. Or a sexy car. A strong, soft car. A car that knows exactly how i feel permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (2 children) A car with big strong arms. A car that can make me feel small and vulnerable, but also safe and seen for who I am. A Carl- CAR that is there when you need him and you don’t have to ask. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 8 months ago (1 child) Wait. My name is Carl Who is this? It'd be so crazy if it was my brosef Stev permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) It was a typo! I was saying car, don’t be so fuckin’ gay. Fag.. I was talking about a cool car. A rad car… But, you know, you could call, just because. Hang up if Linda answers. She doesn’t believe me about the hunting trips anymore. I miss you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 8 points 8 months ago* (3 children) You just need to grab it and shift into a different gear. Like a car. A mean car. Or a sexy car. A strong, soft car. A car that knows exactly how i feel permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (2 children) A car with big strong arms. A car that can make me feel small and vulnerable, but also safe and seen for who I am. A Carl- CAR that is there when you need him and you don’t have to ask. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 8 months ago (1 child) Wait. My name is Carl Who is this? It'd be so crazy if it was my brosef Stev permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) It was a typo! I was saying car, don’t be so fuckin’ gay. Fag.. I was talking about a cool car. A rad car… But, you know, you could call, just because. Hang up if Linda answers. She doesn’t believe me about the hunting trips anymore. I miss you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (2 children) A car with big strong arms. A car that can make me feel small and vulnerable, but also safe and seen for who I am. A Carl- CAR that is there when you need him and you don’t have to ask. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 8 months ago (1 child) Wait. My name is Carl Who is this? It'd be so crazy if it was my brosef Stev permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) It was a typo! I was saying car, don’t be so fuckin’ gay. Fag.. I was talking about a cool car. A rad car… But, you know, you could call, just because. Hang up if Linda answers. She doesn’t believe me about the hunting trips anymore. I miss you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 8 months ago (1 child) Wait. My name is Carl Who is this? It'd be so crazy if it was my brosef Stev permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) It was a typo! I was saying car, don’t be so fuckin’ gay. Fag.. I was talking about a cool car. A rad car… But, you know, you could call, just because. Hang up if Linda answers. She doesn’t believe me about the hunting trips anymore. I miss you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) It was a typo! I was saying car, don’t be so fuckin’ gay. Fag.. I was talking about a cool car. A rad car… But, you know, you could call, just because. Hang up if Linda answers. She doesn’t believe me about the hunting trips anymore. I miss you. permalink fedilink source parent
